I am sooo thankful that we live under the rule of law. I am sure you are, too, especially if you came to Canada from some place that is ruled in some other way.
But with the law comes the lawyers, right? Hey, it is the price we pay (and to be fair, I actually like some lawyers, which spoils most of the jokes for me.)
Now, with his masterstroke of marketing receiving a great deal of attention (even Gord Sinclair noticed!) you'd think Ian Rabb would be a great lawyer looking to become your shiney new public servant in the Leg. I mean, he totally read the laws on election campaign signs to mean 'you can put your image anywhere, in any way, as long as it is not directly referring to your election campaign.'
What eyesite! What vision! He sees with such clarity, has tremendous perceptive powers, he...
Oh, wait. No bloody wonder. He's a Doctor of Optometry. Click! All makes sense now, right?
Its all about the number of impressions on the backs of the eyeballs, right Ian?
See:
PC Election signs with Ian's bright, shining face: maybe some 4000 direct impressions per day.
Massive 'business' signs on this sides of prominent buildings: maybe 20,000 direct impressions per day.
(Even Gord Sinclair has Ian's face burnt into his eyeballs! Touche (repeatedly...)!)
Masterful! Elections loophole makes massive impressions!
I am absolutely sure that if you ask people that know Ian (I mean, really know him) they will say he is a good guy trying to do good things. I will not think to disparage the man.
But the party, well, now that is a completely different matter.
Hey, PC party. A good government in waiting looks to exploit the laws fully, but for the betterment of society, ok? We aren't really interested in letting people through the power door that so clearly portray themselves as the exploiters of our election laws.
Did you think we wouldn't notice? Do you think we need our eyes checked, or our brains?
Sigh. Blue Rod, seriously. Edit your boys.
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