Monday, 2 December 2013

Happy Holidays... Infidel!

You know me.

I am, more than anything else (MB politically,) dedicated to seeing the Kings and Queens of Orange supplanted by another worthy Government-in-waiting. They have wandered into absolute power territory, with the expected results. Has to be stopped, right? For our children's sake, etc. You know.

To that end, I was even willing to gather under a big tent filled with Green, Red, and Blue people. I really was... (at least until we fix the first-past-the-post nightmare. Then have at'er, plurality of parties.)

But... oh bother. Brian, honestly, how could we share a tent after this?

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/seasons-greetings----even-to-infidel-atheists-pallister-234034381.html

Now, you might be thinking that I'm going to saw on the 'infidel atheist' matter.

I am not. Barely care.

However, if you listen to the video around the 9 to 13 second marks, the fella hoping to be the leader of one of the most multi-cultural environs in the world does not know what 'infidel atheists' celebrate this time of year.

Whosa-whatsa??

It isn't that he has 'his own' way, which hey, I'm glad for him about.

It is that he says he does not know what a very, very large portion of the population of Manitoba (non-believers-like-his-believers) could possibly be celebrating this time of year.

Ummm...

Oh, bother.

So now we have to consider if Brian is fit for the office he seeks. Is he...

... ready to lead?

(Back at'ya, Pro Cons.)

Yes, he is ready to lead, but not the Province of Manitoba. Not all of us, together. Just... some of us, you know, those whom he understands.

Ahem.

Maybe we should ask Rana if she knows what 'infidel atheists' celebrate this time of year. Just sayin'...

(And hey, Free Press, Brian is not running for the office of Prime Minister.

If you are going to show a pie chart to do with the religious affiliations of the populace he wishes to lead, try Manitoba maybe? Wow.)

Ciao.

Wednesday, 30 October 2013

NDP Supports Preferential Ballot... (for themselves)

Recall the Premier, in the last election, said that the preferential ballot system was too complicated for Manitobans.

(sigh.)

Then recall Ms. Mary Agnes Welch, intrepid Freep reporter, writing:

"Better way to vote

THE provincial NDP hopes a better way to vote will avoid the chaos that reigned in the Maples during the 2009 leadership race.
Back then, the Maples was the scene of one of the most controversial and cramped delegate selection meetings. Hundreds of new members, most from the city's growing Indo-Canadian community, jammed into a neighbourhood school to cast their ballots for leadership hopefuls Steve Ashton or Greg Selinger. Some got shut out and the meeting took hours.
At Sunday's nomination vote, the party will test-drive a preferential ballot for the first time. Party members will be able to drop in any time during the day to vote, and ballots will ask members to rank each candidate in order of preference. That avoids what could be a daylong voting process, assuming one of the three candidates doesn't get a majority on the first ballot.
The three candidates for the nomination support the system, saying it's much easier for members..."

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/incumbent-no-shoo-in-for-ndp-nomination-121764559.html


So.

Q1: Is it easier for members, or not easier for members?
Q2: Is it only easier if you are an NDP member?
Q3: Is it only easier for nominations?
Q4: WTF?

Mr. Premier, sir, with respect, I have to unpack this a little at your expense.

So hey, does anyone know the coolest power of the preferential ballot? Goes like this:

WE DON'T LIKE YOU (this much)

The real power of the preferential ballot is found in one's ability to say 'stop!' Stop doing that to me / us / them / yourselves. Stop that, rascals, rogues, rapscallions.

See, when you vote in first-past-the-post, you are only allowed to say who you like the best. "X marks my besties, my buddies, my brethren." And hey, that's ok, because we should get to say who we support, and say it clearly.

Some pundits say that the power of the preferential ballot rests 'next in line', or who you support kinda, sorta, I mean if you really pushed me to say.

Hogwash, I say.

Lukewarm is neither hot nor cold. It is tepid, kinda, sorta. It isn't bad, but it isn't best.

Best is saying:

"Ok, look, I get it. You want to promise the moon and stars to your supporters. But to do that, you have to take from me and mine (you win, we lose.)

I am not stupid, and I see what you are doing. I will try to stop you by giving you the worst ranking possible. I am going to try to stop what you are doing, as is my right and my responsibility."

Only... today, despite clearly being your responsibility, it is not your right. You may not punish putrid policy with the lowest possible ranking because the Premier of Manitoba will not let you.

Hmmm... let that sink in. The Premier of Manitoba will not let you. Because, he says, you are not bright enough to figure out a ranking system (poor dear.) Pappa Greg, keeping you safe from the implications of your low IQ. What a pip, eh 'wot?

But that is not true, is it, sir? Mr. Premier, you know that Manitoba has the requisite IQ score to figure out who hurts them, and who doesn't. You know full well the legions of 'have-nots' your regime has screwed, lied to, led on, and leveraged are not suffering intellectually, but rather socio-economically.

In short, sir, I ask you to tell the brave truth: that with Preferential balloting, the NDP strategy goes dark. The polar politics of first-past-the-post puts you in power. A preferential system may (may!) not.

You chose to keep Manitobans gagged so you can stay in power the old fashioned way.

End of story, right, sir?

Ok, fair enough. Thanks for being honest.

The NDP is supportive of better forms of Democracy, but not for non-NDP members.

Because they are too stoo-pid? No, of course not. Just the opposite, right?

Lord above, Manitoba. Stand up for your rights. Insist on preferential balloting.

Stop making a mess for your children to clean up.

My friends, now is the time to turn up the heat on this issue. Do not wait for the election. Pile on the pressure now, so the back-room policy wonks get an early whiff of your incessancy. Bang the drum of decent democracy now, later, and onwards to that better future.

Ok? Seriously, lets go.

(Hey, newly minted leader Manitoba Liberal Rana Bokhari. Good to see you, welcome to the party.

This is kinda important, above.)

Ciao.



Friday, 25 October 2013

Pot Laws: Criminal Training Still Unspoken

So no-one talks about the affects on kids that Harper's current pot regime has. Guess it is up to me to get this conversation-ball a-rolling. No problem, dear Reader.

Scene: Justin blindsided by Brandon Mom concerned her daughter gets pot when legalized.

What Justin said: Essentially 'it will be harder for kids to get when legal' projection argument.

(Maybe it will, maybe it won't, actually.)

What he should have said: "(Read below, oh faithful one.)"

"Dear Pot-Concerned Brandon Mom,

Your daughter, if she buys pot today, gets great school-supported training in criminal behaviour. I'm assuming that is not a good thing for you. If it is a good thing then stop reading. Now.

If you don't want school kids (including yours) trained in criminal behaviour at school, then let's talk about how precious gets her pot today, under the Harper Government (TM).

There is a party Saturday. Little Suzy's friends ask her if she can hook them up with some smokables. "'Natch", Suzy says. "Just give me some money, Honies."

Your daughter then secretly contacts a known criminal, a school mate. She makes inquiries as to the availability, quality, and price of said desired dope. If pleased, she makes a meet and monetarily supports the criminal education of her peer, and also strengthens the tie between organized crime and the school.

If you don't know the above then.... pull your head out of your ass, Mom. Seriously, pull it out.

Done? Ok, now listen closely.

Mom... I have good news, and bad news.

The good news is that your daughter likely gets high grade weed. I'm guessing local herb (go, Manitoba!), price is decent. Doubtful she gets ripped off in an alley by some desperate street kid (after all, her contact is still in school, right?) A pretty safe transaction, by criminal standards.

...and the bad news?

A criminal organization, likely gang controlled, is supplying your daughter and her friends. Don't worry though, right, because they care about your daughter. It's all 'family' and stuff up at the biker club house, you know? They really, really care about Suzy. Not even kidding.

Think of it this way, Mom:

A high-level criminal has a huge flow of pot crop harvested each month. He (or she...) and his buddies love making the Benjamins, and selling plants worth $2000.00 per pound gets dem' lotsa' money. They supply everyone who has da' money. They supply school kids, University students, hippies, oldies, Politicians... everyone. If you have money, you get pot through the system.

Now one day the distribution arm of the criminal organization had a problem: not enough pot due to a crop failure and a major bust. They must choose between supplying the high school, the old folks home, or parliament. Oh, dilemma, who will get the straight trippin' dope, yo'?

Duh. The school. Long-term thinking and addiction go hand in hand, right? These kids are your local biker's precious cargo. Much, much money to be made there.

So, Mom, your sweet young daughter is not just another customer to Billy the Biker. She is his Gold client, his bread and butter forever, his top priority. Isn't that grand?

And.

Your sweet Suzy and her friend (the Grade 10 pot dealer) represent a new army of law-breakin', money making peons who can (and likely will) fatten the criminal coffers for years to come. Mr. Grade 10 soon becomes a man with ambitions, and men with ambitions in organized crime follow a fairly reliable path.

He might take the place of 'school liaison' when he graduates, supplying the next generation. He might rise higher, supplying all school liaisons in a region, or a School Division, or a city... (you know its a business, right, Mom? I mean, with franchises, territories, and all that jazz. Right?)

And Mr. Grade 10 is Suzy's friend... well, business associate, really. Either way, they are tight. Nice, huh?

And!

Sweet Suzy, ever the lovin' friend, hooks up her peeps and they share the cost of the bag full'o dope, right? She gets them all involved. But she will almost certainly introduce her bestest friend to Mr. Grade 10 ('cause she is straight chillin' dog. You can totally trust her, we're besties...)

AND!!!

Your sweet Suzy has received a couple years of in-school training in the general dynamic for benefiting from and enabling organized criminal behaviour. Don't be a rat, don't be a square, never narc, never tell your parents, don't pay PST, yadda yadda.

These messages are drilled into Suzy's little head again and again. Her secret friends need Suzy to follow a script, stay with the program, keep coming with the money. After all, without Suzy and her peeps, there is no market. No market, no money, no more organized crime.

Really, no more organized crime (well, this little slice, anyhow.) These guys are not religiously driven, ok? They make money, they work. No money, no work.

So, yeah, about that little slice.

$Billions. That at least you know, right Mom?

Maybe you even have friends who make big, big money 'cause pot be illegal, Mom?"

(GASP!!!)

Well, maybe she does, maybe she doesn't. I really don't know for sure. But, man, that interview sure waked like a duck trying to keep the pond water fresh. You know?

The regular press focuses in on how funny it is that famous people smoke pot. And that's cool, I guess, it is kinda funny. Sadly, what the regular press seems to have forgotten about Pot is that in all such matters, follow the money.

FOLLOW THE MONEY.

Regular press, when did you lose your nerve on Pot and stop following the money? Oh... right... biker gangs and politically connected persons and... ah, ok. You are afraid, 'natch. Cool.

Now, to be fair (and real) not all the current pot supply can be traced back to gangs. Some folks are gentle-person farmers growing their Ganga in peaceful pursuits. They don't pay taxes, though... which is not really fair. That aside, they are nice people with good lives and connections in churches, community groups, non-profits, government.....

Government. The folks who build the Marxian sub-structure upon which the pot black market dynamic rests.

Are there connections between pot growers and government? Um, yes, it is necessarily the case. If you don't know this, then again I have to ask if there is a slight feeling of over-fullness and discomfort in the back of your pants... and if it is dark and quiet in your world...

Prohibition is driven by money, plain and simple. Was that way with liquor in the States, is that way with Pot in Canada. Money, money, money, money, and money. Tax money, hidden money, tomorrow's money, bribe money, hush money, extortion for money, love of money. This is a business, and this business is all about money.

Prohibitionists used the services of a recently successful suffragette movement to ban alcohol under the 'we care' banner. It worked. Worked with pot, too (same thing, different nice ladies, people like certain Mom's from Brandon... right Mom?)

Underneath these banners is MONEY. Every time, all the time.

Well, money and power. Sure, power too.

(Hmmm... who has power over the market for Pot in Canada... hmmm...)


That's the kind of thing I wish Justin had said.

Recently an NDP blogger and I chatted, and he said he was not a direct stakeholder in this whole affair. (Meaning, he didn't smoke pot.)

If he thinks the above does not form a direct link to his life and the lives of those he loves, then I wonder...

Ciao

Thursday, 24 October 2013

Yawn. OK, enough napping for Marty.

I thought I'd have juicy details from the Marty Gold Vs. case by now.

I thought, surely someone will do something this year worth writing about.

So far, not so much. At least not that I know (which is not a definitive standard, of course.)

So, I'll wake up the blog, put Marty's case on 'stand by...' mode, and get back to writing.

With Cherenkov gone (*sniff...) I have to pull extra blog duty.

Ciao.

Wednesday, 2 January 2013

‘Working Together’ on Marty Gold



We are well trained in the art of working as a team. 

Pluralistic nations require teamwork to build. We have team-building education through necessity in Canada. We can and should work together to do great things.

However.

We should not work together to do bad things. 

The law is chalk-full of strictures against bad-guy teams. Go ask any child about super-hero teams and super-villain teams. Go see the Lord of the Rings (or read it, your choice.) We all know this: you should not work together to do bad things.

So... was 'alledgedly' working together at getting Marty Gold fired from his job at The Great Canadian Talk Show on Kick-FM a ‘good’ thing to do?

I read Anybody Want a Peanut’s first report on the ‘Marty Gold vs. The World’ law suit filed in Manitoba’s Court of Queen’s bench. My stomach turned. My blood boiled. My hair fell out (ok, ok…)

One guy against some very powerful adversaries. A lone citizen against a very powerful team. Like Spidey alone against the Legion of Villains.

One guy, all alone.

And so I asked myself… what would most Manitoban’s do if faced by a super-star laden team such as does appear as the Defendants to Marty’s claim?

“Ummm… run”, I replied to myself.

Run, hide, change your name, get a new face, don’t tell anyone, just hope it passes one day soon so you might get some of your life back. 

Do not fight, do not tell anyone, do not DARE push back against the 'powers play'. Anyone who cares for you will give this advise; run fast, run far, and run forever (if necessary.) The typical Manitoban way of facing such adversity is the posterior salute. Show them your backside as it fades into the distance.

The reason for this good advice is simple: almost everyone knows about the team handbook which elite regimes follow (apparently religiously) to deal with whistleblowers and the like. The Handbook can be found all over the Internet, for pity’s sake. If you haven’t read up on it, here’s the spoiler: the little guy does not fare well for the contest. It is normally a most brutal affair. The end.

As Cherenkov points out, the next play from the power-team is likely the hold-and-stall. Tie’em up on the boards, grind them, poke them, exhaust them, deplete them. The Broadway-street bullies have a nearly inexhaustible supply of legal cash to dump on some poor sap that dares dream of justice. They can crush that dream under your money (our tax-supported 'Justice' departments. That's right, they call themselves Justice. I know.)

It is no surprise that Cherenkov can predict the next play, as he is smarter than Hawking. It should be a surprise that virtually everyone else in Manitoba could make the same prediction. Ingrained in the collective psyche, this business.

Why, the bloody hell, would Marty Gold stand up to a group like this, then? Who does he think he has in his corner, I (again) asked myself.

And I (again) answered, ‘well, who did he support through his work?’

Ummm... Oh.

OOOoooohhhh!!!

That might be us.

See, Marty was hard to get a handle on (still is). I can’t sense who he works for, not in the same way as I can sense who… certain other people work for. Marty seems to go after anyone and anything that goes against the public interest. He has his own style that I quite enjoy, and other’s might not. 

Regarding his style, whoopee, Google Kant’s Antinomy of Taste. The only important thing to me is that he talks hard truth a _lot_ more than other news sources seem to. He spurs other voices to join 'the quest' for fact and perspective beyond the elite press release.

Marty further seems without his own petard, foisting hither - tither instead from scandal to rapscallion to regime; wherever the story was, he a-foisted. He was, it seemed, our floating set of eyes and ears, ‘our’ being normal citizens interested in justice within the Public domain.

He was ours. The show was getting very popular, and then… it was gone. Our eyes and ears were gone.

Yet again, I asked myself, ‘what do we do about this?’ (The benefit of having an alter-ego, you can question yourself extensively.)

‘Well’, I said, ‘we can join the team. We can join Marty’s team. 

If he is going to stand up taking shots, we can bear witness. If he is getting hammered, we can cheer him on. If he get’s knocked down, we can pick him up, dust him off a little.

We could also act for the public’s interest. Tax dollars pay the other team’s mega-salaries. We literally pay the bill for the outrages visited upon folks like Marty, but that is the obvious point. The outrage in the gut comes from our sponsoring unlawful regimes who were supposed to be the good guys. _Our_ good guys.

They were supposed to be our team. Actually, they still are supposed to be our team. We should do something about that.'

Thanks, self, I said.

So we need a roster revamp. 

Time to step up to our duties as co-GM’s and control the team, change the culture.

That would support Marty's cause. It actually would.

Ciao.

Thursday, 25 October 2012

Manitoba United: Reasons Why Not To Untie

(I'll bet you thought I was going to riff on the old 'bad spellers of the world... untie!' joke.

Well, I am not.)


Let's talk about good reasons to stay in your Manitoba Provincial party, or your lack thereof, even if you are unsatisfied. We should not 'untie' ourselves from our present circumstance, because...

1. It is Too Bloody Hard

Go on, my friend. Let it out.

You don't want to have to work that hard, do you?

Guess what. Me neither.

A crisis in politics begets a problem solver, or stays a problem. The Devil you know doesn't want your ass off the couch, or the Jet's seat, or your kid's game bleacher. The Devil you know supports your free time, your... idle hands.

Heck, he even sponsors some of it directly, handing out masses of all kinds of opiates. You pay, mind, but he does the facilitating.

This Devil we know is still kinda fun. The other guy certainly won't be as much fun.

The other guy would make us work at solving problems.

Blech, right??


2. ... But Those Guys are my Friends!

Does a friend tell you what you need to hear, or what you want to hear?

Hmmm... good question.

Our great Federal Friends would get totally bummed if we travelled slightly different paths. 'Dude,' they would say, 'what's next, a name change.... like my ex- spouse did... would you hurt me like that, dude?'

Need to hear, or want to hear. Which truth will you tell?

(I mean, dude... Tradition, eh wot?)


3. We Cannot Do Anything Good Anyway

That's right. And we know it.

We are impotent, ineffective, inconsequential, insignificant, insecure, insufficient, insufferable, insular, intractable, inscrutable, in-what-ever-makes-us-sound-worthy.

(And then there's the un's...)

No point in trying.

Thank G-d.

Please, for the sake of my kid's tournaments, my quiet time with my wife, my Netflix addiction, the long walks with my doggy, please, please....

Please do not unite into one strong force of opposition against the current NDP regime.

Don't untie, either.

Thanks a bunch.

Wednesday, 15 August 2012

The NRC Goes To War: Part 2, There Are No Frickin' Free iPhones, OK?

Recap: In Part 1 we reviewed publicly available documents showing Canada's $200 Billion Defence budget supporting the new Harper Government model of R & D in Canada through the enhanced IRB (Industrial and Regional Benefits) program.

Foreign Defence Contractors must spend the equivalent of the contract amount on R & D in Canada. If they partner with the NRC (National Research Council), that requirement drops to 20% of the invoice amount. These R&D 'awards' are not publicly tendered, are largely unmonitored (by normal standards) and do not follow regional guidelines. Nice.

In Part 2 (today), we describe the flow of money, and offer a teeny bit of advise to the ELA (Experimental Lakes) program.

But hey, let's get this out of the way first: Yes, this is real, ok?

Forwarded to me by someone inside an NRC building in Winnipeg. Read it, then we can move forward.

Imagine: You are sitting angry at your little scientist desk at the NRC in Winnipeg. Scared, unsure of your future, saddened by your soon-to-be-ex-co-workers laments, sickened by the apparent Conservative attack on science. You hurt, bad, desperation's hot breath warms your little scientist shoulder.

Suddenly, a ray of hope appears in your inbox....

"Sent: March-27-12 4:56 PM
To: IBD All Tenants; CCBT All Tenants
Subject: Seminar - Friday, March 30, 3:30 p.m.`

As the National Research Council transitions into our new structure as a research technology organization (RTO), we've been hosting a series of RTO-themed workshops and seminars. You may be interested in attending our Friday afternoon seminar, Canada’s Industrial and Regional Benefits (IRB) Policy:  Exploring  Research & Development Partnerships Opportunities.


We're fortunate to welcome Brent DePape, Senior Policy Analyst, Policy, Planning & External Relations with Western Economic Diversification Canada, who will be speaking on March 30,3:30 p.m. in the Herzberg Room. Here's a description of his presentation:

Canada’s IRB Policy was first implemented in 1986 to ensure that Canadian companies maximized opportunities arising from Canadian government procurements. In essence the policy requires that winning bidders of major crown projects (i.e. greater than $100Million) procure goods and services in Canada equivalent to that amount.  Recent changes to the IRB Policy are designed to incentivize business activities that align with government priorities, including increased research and development activity.  An understanding of the Policy and the recently  implemented changes can better position not-for-profit research institutions in refining related strategies and developing potential partnership opportunities with prime contractors.

We look forward to seeing you there."


(Note to Self: Re-jig past funding doc's for Military applications. 

Right?)

Your Harper Government would never leave you in the cold uncertainty of 'old model' Canadian research. They ensconce you now in the fertile commercial grounds of military innovations. You can commercialize the hell out of your results (for civilian applications, 'natch...) You are now a military entrepreneur, supported by the Government of Canada. Might even get a cool new title with a decoder ring and CSIS clearance, and make James Bond-like gadgets and.. God bless you, Prime Minister.

God Bless you.

The Harper Government just minted a free iPhone program, and the little NRC scientists are the ultimate intended beneficiaries. Well, them and the Politicians, Bureaucrats and Businessmen the NRC Admiral mentions in his interview (see Part 1 Video link.)

We'll get to their part in this later, after a little chat about free iPhones.

Scene: Elected official walking down 'lobbyist row', minding their own business...

(Psst, hey buddy. Yeah, you with the Beaver hat.

Lookin' to buy a new Caddy? I'm your guy, look no further. Name's Sam.

Price? Hey, its a Caddy, who looks at the price, right?

Besides, act now and I'll throw in a free iPhone. That's right, for free!

Oh, you don't need a Caddy, hmm? Well, ok... but how about some Fighter Jets?

Yes, of course you still get the free iPhone!)

Even a funny little anonymous citizen journalist like me knows some of the professional axioms of the journalism trade. "My sources are confidential', 'Follow the Money'...

... 'There is no so thing as a Free Lunch.'

Or free iPhones, right? That new truck promotion you were trying to sell to your spouse, with the 'but honey, we get a free iPhone!' timed just right as the clincher (honey, I know you love iPhones, right?) until honey says 'ummm... who do you think is really paying for that iPhone?'

You stare back at your better half, slack jawed, suddenly noticing the naiveté oozing from your pores, green gills shining like a neon 'Screw Me, I'm a Rube' t-shirt. You are a mark. You just told your significant other that, absolutely for sure, they married a sucker. Great, huh?

There are no free iPhones, folks. Only marks who think there are free iPhones. Marks have money just as green as non-marks, maybe even greener, so the marketing world keeps handing out free iPhones.

With your purchase of a raft of Fighter Jets, that is.

R & D spending is the 'free iPhone' Canadians get when they make a military purchase. And holy hell, what a deal, right? Dollar for dollar matching! Aren't we clever, eh?

But... but what about the Cell Phone Contract, you ask. Who is the carrier providing service to your shiny new iDevice? How much does this thing really cost at the end of the term? I mean, iPhones without data and voice service are called bricks, right? They don't work unless you pour money into the network connection, right? And Canadians pour more money into 'Network Connections' than anyone else in the world, right...?

Right, my little friend. Oh, so right you are.

Ok, enough stalling, lo let's follow the money.

I present 'Hypothetical Scenario 1', below. See if it rings plausible to you.

Scenario 1 - Pad, Multiply, Enhance, Partner Up, 'Buy' it back.

Step 1: All Military Contractors pad quotes at least 15% for IRB considerations (there's your free iPhone.) People of Canada fund the IRB requirements for US Military Contractor (Sam is his name for now) who wins contract. Lets say Pad = $100.00 Canadian, for easy counting.

Step 2: Sam creates new 'Canadian' company (NEWCO) to fund and manage the R & D project. NEWCO qualifies for SRED Tax Credits, garners rebate of 50% on expenditures (Multiply). $100.00 is now $150.00 Canadian.

Step 3: NRC (IRAP, Research Funding, etc.) contributes major dollars to project (Enhance). Largely under-supervised funding on some undisclosed 'matching' basis up to, let's imagine, 75% of total project costs.  $150.00 is now $600.00 Canadian.

Step 4: Find some Canadian Rich Guys (CRG's) to invest (Partner Up), go into production for your 'innovation'. $600.00 is Sam's investment (see above), so let's say CRG's in for $100.00 more, new total $700.00 Canadian.

Step 5: Use future IRB requirements to purchase 'innovation' products from Newco at very, very healthy margins (Buy Back). Reward CRG's.

Step 6: Provide products to Canadian Government under new contract (Whoo-Hoo!!)

Step 7: Figure out what the hell to do with all the profit you just made. Seriously.


My friends, it doesn't take that much imagination to come up with several other scenarios, all quite lucrative, all bought and paid for with Canadian dollars.

These are not tendered, barely supervised, without regard for regional equality, and very much based on friendships and who-you-know. The potential for abuse is monumental.

Abuse, you say? What... what do you mean abuse?

Canadians think they are getting free iPhones. They are not, it seems, under such potential terms as I describe. We think this will benefit the country. Dubious benefits, indeed. We think that Sam is paying the bill, when it appears all the dollars are Canadian. We think that nice Canadian research is going on in the NRC labs, not James Bond stuff (or worse?)

But abuse, you still say? How is it abuse to be screwed when you walk around wearing a 'Screw Me, I'm a Rube' T-shirt...?'

Good point.

COMING IN PART 3: Some 'who's' to attach to those 'what's'.



BONUS SEGMENT: To my friends at the ELA.

Greetings,

You can sit sadly by your desks and wait for the moth ball delivery truck.

Or...

You can figure out how your current situation relates to the military IRB money.

Just sayin'.

Ciao.